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This is a photo journal run by Luis, Alex, and Magda.

Luis (_kidsmoke) Born in Oxfordshire, Mr. Perez was brought up in a rather obscure environment. At the age of five his parents took a trip to Cambodia, they were soon eaten by elephants and left poor Joseph all by his lonesome self. A man with no name, skilled in the ways of the jungle adopted young Joseph. He was commonly helped the natives deal with European visitors, translating and trading. But there was a dark secret to the man, he participated in underground elephant hunting traditions. He tought young Joseph the ways of the elephant gun and for 20 years they lived together until he died from from an inflamed kidney which eventually ruptured and exploded in a bloody mess. As he laid in Joseph's lap, his entrails oozing out on the young lad, he whispered his final words. "Tonopah... gold... Nevada." With that Joseph connected the dots, Tonopah was a city in the west, obviously the man had knowledge of a possible gold strike there. After throwing the man's body in the river he set out to the West. The boat he boarded somehow exploded. When he became concious he was floating of in the Atlantic, the debris swam all around. His voice shrilled as he tried to get in contact with any other survivors. It took several minutes, but he finally got a response. A young lad like himself was also headed west, this kid was sprawled out on a piec of the deck, barely afloat. Joseph learned the boys name was Alex and they knew they had little supplies but they had to reach the west. Using their little resources they created a small wooden raft and some paddles. They found a piece of clothe and made a sail, but it would be days til it dried. They set it out for a while and used tyheir brute force to sail the boat west. After a couple of days the sail was in full flight, flowing in the winds. They drove the wind for many days until in the hazy distance a shipped had appeared. They fshgot of a flare they had acquired and caugh the sloop's attention. It turned out to be a crew of pirates sailing the seven seas (nevermind its the Atlantic). They gave the choice of a certain death or to become seafaring looting type folkd like themselves. Joseph looked to Alex and they nodded agreeingly, they chose the latter. For five years on they travelled the Carribean, looting, pillaging and raping woman like pirates so often do. But their fun would never last, eventually Captain Kirk got frustrated with the two, they ended up being better pirates than Shatner himself. In fear of a mutiny, Captain Kirk marooned the two on a deserted island with only an old rusty hatchet, a bottle of rum, and some barbeque sauce. For two weeks they stayed out their until their supplies ran out, they needed food. Joseph came to the decision they must risk one of their lives, being the brave man he is, Joseph took the hatchet and knew they had to sacrifice a leg for food. The hatchet rose into the blistering heat and came down on Alex's leg. Of course this is a hatchet mind you. Alex screamed the bloodiest noise Joseph ever heard. He got up and tried to run, limping in severe pain. He didn't get fair until Joseph dropkicked him in the face. As he laid own the sandy beach howling in pain, Joseph pinned him down and proceeded to hack of the mangled leg. In 10 minutes time the leg had finally completely broke through. Joseph applied a tourniquet appropiatly and started a fire. Alex a first refused to eat his own leg but he gave into starvation as he watched Joseph salivate all over the limb, lathered in barbeque sauce, dripping in tasty fat. It urned out that leg was just what Joseph needed to get the thoughts flowing. He finally decided away to get of the island. They took a trip to TRinidad which was not too far off, on the otherside of the island that is. He beat up some aristocrat, maimed him and killed him, then stole all his money and order tickets off the island. Alex decided to stay in Trinidad as the locals thought him as the one legged god often symbolized in their natives lore and legends. Worshipped for his bravery in the face of pain and his deeds for mankind. Later he would become the king of the Carribean, conquering all men that stood in his path. Joseph finally ended up in Carson from a plane he rode from the Florida Keys. He then meets Magda on a desert road and they run off to Tonopah and strike diamonds and gold in mountain just as his guardian promised so many years ago. After a brief tour in Vietnam, Joseph met Joey and they deserted the US army for a brighter future in Cambodia. IT was there Joseph found home, among the tribal men and women of the Cambodian Jungles.

Alex (hellahound4hire) is the coolest person ever...the fact that he has a peg leg...(see above)..just makes him cooler...yup

Magda (setnakht) sux...j/k


Since this journal is for posting picture of us, our friends, and whatever else we feel like immortalizing through the internets, most of the posts will be friends-locked.

More stuff'll be added later. =| I'm lazy.

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